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There are earthquakes every day at Yellowstone, this is a false flag operation.

Try again June

level 2

How ironic would it be if yellowstone did erupt, but it only ended up taking out the states that are experiencing the least turmoil through all this?

level 2

Thank you for knowing that

level 2

Yes. They have over a thousand a year I read.

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I’ve heard it’s actually bad when the earthquakes stop

level 2

Better classified as tremors. Earthquakes sounds likes it’s something more than it is

level 2

Literally the most seismically active place in the United States with more than 700 quakes per year. Unless 7.0-8.0 quakes start rocking the place, why should I care?

level 1

I thought we have racewar for June. Volcano in July, a whole new meaning to firework.

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Just remember, November is reserved.

That’s right, folks, we still haven’t even gotten to the election yet.

level 2

Technically race war started in May. Yellowstone could be June’s oh fuck me moment

level 2

Normal sequence is Race War June, Tornado alley July, Hurricane Sally September… We can MAYBE fit in Appocolyptic Volcano October… But then we have to push back Nuclear winter December to make space for bat-shit Election November… That is… if you are all ok with that schedule.

level 2

I’m expecting some idiot with fireworks are gonna start a citywide fire somewhere in July

level 2

It was supposed to be super volcano, but race wars were like «Sike!»

level 2

No. East coast will be riddled with hurricanes for July , gotta be August.

level 2

Hey, Russia just authorized nukes for response to conventional attacks. I think that edges out the Volcano, it’ll have to wait its turn or be ignored when Russia glasses Syria.

level 1

My favorite is «dismemberment goblins» on the whiteboard

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Do you know the movie? Don’t wanna spoil it for you but you should also see it if you haven’t!






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