People On TikTok Are Roasting Dads Because They All Eat Nuts The Same Way And I’m Deceased

"Когда весь мир настроен против вас, вспомните, что самолет взлетает не по ветру, а против него." Генри Форд

I come from a family of snackers. Granola? Popcorn? Nuts? You name it, we’re probably eating it. Yes, right this very minute.


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But there’s one member of my family (cough, Dad, cough) who tends to consume said snacks in a peculiar fashion. Let’s use mixed nuts as an example.


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My dad will take a handful of nuts, then shake them in his hand as though he’s about to roll some dice at the casino.


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Once he’s shaken his hand a couple times, he proceeds to pop a few nuts in his mouth and chew on them, like so:


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Then the cycle repeats. I assumed my dad was probably the only person on planet Earth to participate in this odd ritual, until I saw a series of TikToks that proved me wrong. This dad does it with a passion:

This dad does it right in his daughter’s face:

This dad’s a bit defensive about his nut shaking:

And this son’s impression literally made me cry with laughter:

Dads, why do you eat your snacks like gambling camels? Please let us know in the comments!



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