when has an engineer ever had time to make an announcement before a wreck?
do train engineers even make announcements? i always hear pilots on planes but the train voice always seems to be the same robotic woman…
engineer: «attention lady or gentleman, we will be pulling into our next stop as scheduled in about 2 minutes. not gonna crash at all. everything is fine. in fact, i don’t know why i even mentioned crashing. we all good.»
conductor: «god damn it, steve. once again, your stupidity has killed us…»
Мысль на память: Не надо бояться больших расходов, надо бояться маленьких доходов.