Lady Gaga’s highly anticipated future #1 album Chromatica arrives tomorrow.
«Stupid Love» WAS the moment.
«Rain on Me» IS the moment.
Homosexuality is thriving.
For those of the non-straight, «Chromatica» is a place. It’s a vibe. It’s a feeling. Here’s how Gaga explained it:
I live on Chromatica, that is where I live. I went into my frame — I found Earth, I deleted it. Earth is canceled. I live on Chromatica.
You hear that? Earth is canceled.
On Twitter, an account called @ChromaticaGov is functioning as the makeshift head of state for Chromatica.
They have decided that the Cock Destroyers are head of TSA.
Iced coffee is the beverage of choice.
Heterosexuality is tolerated, but not encouraged.
And bottoms get a monthly stimulus.
Yesterday, Gaga tweeted that she would personally be delivering copies of Chromatica to stores.
She included this newly iconic picture of her driving a truck in a face mask.
Because this is what fans do nowadays, the Chromatica Government account tweeted at FedEx that «this woman» almost hit them with a truck.
And FedEx seemingly believed them, because they earnestly replied. 😩
Someone else in the replies echoed the same sentiment, adding that the *same woman* called them the «f word.»
And FedEx replied again.
So, there you have it. Lady Gaga is now a problematic FedEx driver. Go figure. Take me to Chromatica!
Мысль на память: Умение обращаться с людьми — это товар, который можно купить точно так же, как мы покупаем сахар или кофе. И заплатят за такое умение больше, чем за что-либо другое на светею.