If You’ve Done 29/42 Of These Things, Sorry But You’re Pretty Self-Absorbed

"Не относитесь к жизни слишком серьезно. Живым вам из нее все равно не выбраться." О. Уайлд

  • Taken more than one picture in an attempt to get the perfect selfie.

    Taken more than 10 pictures in an attempt to get the perfect selfie.

    Taken more than 50 pictures in an attempt to get the perfect selfie.

    Had more than 20 photos of yourself on your phone.

    Had more than 100 photos of yourself on your phone.

    Posted a selfie to your IG grid.

    Posted a selfie to your IG story.

    Posted the same selfie to both your IG grid AND your story.

    Posted an IG story telling everyone you posted a new picture.

    Asked your friends to like your newest IG photo.

    Asked your friends to comment on your newest IG photo.

    Asked your friends to like AND comment on your newest IG photo.

    Made your friends take a picture of you.

    Made your friends take multiple pictures of you because you didn’t like any of the ones they took.

    Made your friends take a photo of you and didn’t return the favor.

    Posted a group picture your friend(s) looked bad in because you looked good.

    Removed the tag from a photo you were tagged in because you looked bad.

    Interrupted someone who was talking so you could talk about yourself.

    Caught yourself zoning out and thinking of yourself during a conversation.

    Scrolled through your phone during a conversation.

    Scrolled through pics of yourself during a conversation.

    Checked your face/hair/makeup during a conversation.

    Got upset when no one complimented your hair/outfit.

    Listened to the music in your headphones and acted like you were the protagonist in a movie.

    Listened to the radio in your car and pretended you were the protagonist in a movie.

    Replayed an argument in your head so you could imagine yourself winning.

    Made up an argument in your head so you could imagine yourself winning.

    Imagined yourself speaking on a podcast.

    Imagined yourself being interviewed on a talk show.

    Imagined yourself having your own reality show.

    Imagined yourself acting in a movie.

    Imagined yourself as a pop/rockstar onstage in front of thousands of people.

    Pretended to have your own cooking show while you were cooking.

    Pretended you were giving a makeup tutorial while you did your makeup.

    Referred to yourself in the third person.

    Checked yourself out in the mirror for more than 30 seconds.

    Checked yourself out in the mirror for more than one minute.

    Checked yourself out in a window reflection as you walked down the street.

    Looked in a mirror, period.



  • ""Неудачу воспринимайте как благоволенье сил небесных. Как только до конца ее поймете, удачей обернется неудача. Удача, что вы поняли неверно, вмиг неудачей станет." (Книга Мирдада)"

    Related posts