Can Thee Guesseth The Popular Mod’rn Day Song From T’s Shakespearean Language Translation?

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T’s timeth to receiveth in the mind of William Shakespeare himself! All these songs art from the mod’rn day but the language hast been translated into Shakespearean! Can thee guesseth the song titles?

  1. Bethought I’d end up with Sean


    But that gent wasn’t a match


    Wrote some songs about Ricky


    Now I hark and laugh


    Even almost got married


    And for Pete, lest I so thankful


    Wish I could sayeth, “Thank you” to Malcolm


    ‘Cause that gent wast an angel


    It’s ‘Thank U, Next’ by Ariana Grande

    Can Thee Guesseth The Popular Modrn Day Song From Ts Shakespearean Language Translation?


    Via The Royalty Network

  2. I did get the h’rses in the backeth


    h’rse tack is attach’d


    coxcomb is matte black


    did get the boots yond’s black to matcheth


    ridin’ on a h’rse, ha


    thee can whipeth thy p’rsche


    I been in the valley


    thee ain’t been up off yond p’rch, anon


    It’s ‘Old Town Road’ by Lil Nas X!

    Can Thee Guesseth The Popular Modrn Day Song From Ts Shakespearean Language Translation?


    Via Sony ATV

  3. Think thou art so criminal


    Bruises on both mine knees for you


    Don’t sayeth within this wall of flesh, there is a soul that counts thee its creditor or please


    I doth what I wanteth at which hour lest I wanting to


    My soul? So cynical


    It’s ‘Bad Guy’ by Billie Eilish!

    Can Thee Guesseth The Popular Modrn Day Song From Ts Shakespearean Language Translation?


    Via Darkroom/Interscope Records

  4. thee ain’t got a clue, shall we beest honest


    I hadst a couple seeds, I madeth a forest


    I putteth in the worketh and taketh the profit


    Lookin’ at mine wench like “What a goddess”


    Rule number two, don’t maketh the promise


    If thee can’t keepeth the deal then just beest honest


    It’s ‘Vossi Bop’ by Stormzy!

    Can Thee Guesseth The Popular Modrn Day Song From Ts Shakespearean Language Translation?


    Via WMG

  5. Baby I has’t no story to beest told


    But I’ve hath heard one on thee and lest I gonna maketh thy headeth burn


    Think of me in the depths of thy despair


    Making a home down thither ’cause mine sure won’t beest shared


    It’s ‘Rolling in the Deep’ by Adele!

    Can Thee Guesseth The Popular Modrn Day Song From Ts Shakespearean Language Translation?


    Via XL

  6. Thee wanted control so we waited


    I putteth on a showeth now we’re naked


    You sayeth lest I a peat mine ego is big


    I don’t giveth a the horror and t goeth like this


    It’s ‘Moves Like Jagger’ by Maroon 5!

    Can Thee Guesseth The Popular Modrn Day Song From Ts Shakespearean Language Translation?


    Via A&M/Octone Records

  7. I got that sunshine in mine pocket


    Got that valorous song in mine feet


    I feeleth that hot blood in mine body at which hour t drops


    I can’t taketh mine eyes up off t, moving so phenomenally


    You gone like the way we rock t, so don’t cease


    It’s ‘Can’t Stop The Feeling!’ by Justin Timberlake!

    Can Thee Guesseth The Popular Modrn Day Song From Ts Shakespearean Language Translation?


    Via SME

  8. Soft lips art open


    Them knuckles art pale


    Feels like thou art dying


    You’re dying


    You


    Your amorous rite is on fire


    Consumed


    With what’s to transpire


    It’s ‘Sex On Fire’ by Kings of Leon!

    Can Thee Guesseth The Popular Modrn Day Song From Ts Shakespearean Language Translation?


    Via The Orchard Music

  9. a plague upon this howling for mine sister!


    All right now


    Everybody putteth thy hands together


    Do we has’t any single ladies in the house tonight?


    It’s ‘Single Ladies (Put a Ring on It)’ by Beyoncé!

    Can Thee Guesseth The Popular Modrn Day Song From Ts Shakespearean Language Translation?


    Via SME

  10. ‘Cause thee wast Romeo, I wast a scarlet letter


    And mine father hath said, “Stay hence from Juliet”


    But thee wast everything to me


    I wast begging thee please don’t wend and I hath said


    It’s ‘Love Story’ by Taylor Swift!

    Can Thee Guesseth The Popular Modrn Day Song From Ts Shakespearean Language Translation?


    Via UMG

  11. I’ll taketh every single piece of the censure if ‘t be true thee wanteth me to


    But thee knoweth that thither is no innocent one in this game for two


    I’ll wend, I’ll wend and then thee wend, thee wend out and spill the truth


    Can we both sayeth the words and forget this?


    It’s ‘Sorry’ by Justin Bieber.

    Can Thee Guesseth The Popular Modrn Day Song From Ts Shakespearean Language Translation?


    Via UMG



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