BuzzFeed Archive for March 1, 2019

"Я не провалил тест. Я просто нашел сто способов написать его неправильно." Бенджамин Франклин

Chrissy Teigen’s Butter Softening Hack Is A Game Changer

Softened butter in less than five minutes? Yep, it’s possible.

Jesse Szewczyk

【速報】花粉、飛散開始 スギの自宅に記者が直撃

これはパロディニュースです

Kota Hatachi

31 Things From Walmart That Actually Look Fancy As Heck

All the glitz and glam you never knew you could get from Walmart✨

Heather Braga

Paul Manafort Didn’t Just Ask For Less Prison Time In His Latest Court Filings — He’s Attacking Mueller Too

In a sentencing memo in his Virginia case, Manafort accused the special counsel of “spreading misinformation” about him and using the criminal justice system to place the maximum pressure on him to flip on President Donald Trump.

Zoe Tillman

Police Have Charged An 11-Year-Old Girl With Child Abuse After A Baby Boy She Was Watching Died

“This is one of the hardest things to have to endure,” the baby’s family said. The boy, Paxton Davis, had recently turned 1, according to his aunt.

Brianna Sacks

Horror Fans, Name The Most Underrated Horror Movie Of All Time

We want ~deep cuts~ only.

Allie Hayes

This Video Shows The San Francisco Giants CEO In A Physical Altercation With His Wife

“Oh my god, help,” the woman is heard yelling. San Francisco police are investigating the incident.

Stephanie K. Baer

The “Buff Bunny” Meme Is All You Need To Think About Right Now

Why schedule appointments when your mom can do it for you?

Pablo Valdivia

A Day Care Worker Was Charged With Child Abuse After A Video Showed Her Throwing A 3-Year-Old Girl Across The Room

The little girl was hospitalized and needed several stitches for a deep gash on her forehead, her family’s attorney said.

Tasneem Nashrulla

26 Tweets No One Asked For But Really Deserve Your Attention

I never knew I needed these until now.

Morgan Murrell

16 Cute Celebrity Couple Photos You Missed From This Week

“I believe in a thing called love!”

Ehis Osifo

Here’s Cardi B And Bruno Mars’ New Music Video As Well As 8 More Moments Of Black Excellence

So much excellence in one little week!

Ehis Osifo

Throw A Surprise Birthday Party And We’ll Guess Your Best Friend’s Name

I know things…

Sera_n_Dipity

22 Of The Most Powerful Photos Of This Week

From Michael Cohen’s explosive testimony before Congress to the brief summit between President Trump and North Korean leader Kim Jong Un, these are the most striking and memorable pictures from this past week.

Gabriel H. Sanchez

14 Of The Funniest And Realest Reactions To Solange’s New Album “When I Get Home”

“Solange. that’s it. that’s the tweet.”

Patrice Peck

Who Is Jordyn Woods? An Explainer For Anyone Lost In This Whole Cheating Mess

No judgement if you’re out of the loop!

Whitney Jefferson

Buy A New Wardrobe At Urban Outfitters And We’ll Reveal Which New Song You Should Listen To

Shop to get a bop!

KathrynS1

Brie Larson’s Workout Regimen For “Captain Marvel” Looks Absolutely Epic

Nothing but respect for my captain!!

Seiichiro Kuchiki

16 geniale Hacks, für next-level Pizza-Genuss

Pizza = Leben

Mike Spohr

A Man Faked His Own Kidnapping After His Alleged Scheme To Defraud A Super Bowl Betting Pool Went Awry

“He wasn’t a good liar,” according to police.

Otillia Steadman

18 Celebrity Tweets You Probably Missed This Week

Here’s what you might’ve missed.

Morgan Murrell

Are Your “The Umbrella Academy” Sorting Opinions Like Everyone Else’s?

“The ties that bind you together make you stronger than you are alone.”

netflixlover769

25 Pairs Of Shoes You Won’t Believe Are From Walmart

You’re gonna need a bigger closet.

Heather Braga

Amazon Removed Anti-Vax Documentaries From Prime Video

Anti-vax documentaries have disappeared from search results on the platform, and appear to no longer be available to Prime members for free streaming.

Caroline O’Donovan

Which Hot Celebrity Guy Is Your Husband?

Find out which celeb heartthrob you’re destined to be with.

poelies

22 Pictures That Show Joe Jonas’ Dramatic Hair Journey

No one does hair like Joe Jonas does hair. No one.

Matt Stopera

Aqui está a programação dos 12 maiores blocos do Carnaval 2019 em São Paulo

Em cada um deles, o público esperado é de mais de 100 mil pessoas.

Tatiana Farah

Should You Have Been A Cowboy?

Toby Keith said he should have been a cowboy. How about you?

Number1KeithFan

Justiça autoriza Lula a ir ao enterro de neto em São Paulo

É a primeira vez que o ex-presidente deixará a prisão. Arthur, de 7 anos, morreu de meningite. Redes sociais subiram hashtags de apoio ao ex-presidente.

Mauro Albano

26 Things That Are Waaaaay More Interesting Than This Kardashian Drama

Let’s get our priorities straight.

Matt Stopera

Quão idoso é o seu paladar?

Que delícia da vovó.

Victor Nascimento

This Quiz Will Reveal Which Historical Woman You Are

Happy Women’s History Month!

DianaPrince23

14 Cat Posts That You Can Admire Even If You Don’t Have A Cat Of Your Own

*adds 12 crocheted kitty hats to cart*

Syd Robinson

These Developers Say It Took Three Years And A Chance Meeting To Get Facebook To Deal With Their Country’s Fake News

“It shouldn’t be that hard.”

Ryan Broderick

Southwest Air Really Came Through After A Bridesmaid Forgot Her Wedding Dress

Southwest said Yes to the Dress!

Alicia Barron

Ian McKellen Said Kevin Spacey And Bryan Singer Allegedly Abused Boys Because They Were “In The Closet”

“If they had been able to be open about themselves and their desires, they wouldn’t have started abusing people in the way they’ve been accused.”

Jason Wells

Khloé Kardashian Said Jordyn Woods Broke Up Her Family With Tristan Thompson And I’m Confused AF

This is so messy!

Morgan Murrell

21 TV Moments From This Week That We Can’t Stop Talking About

Grey’s Anatomy became the longest-running medical drama this week!

Nora Dominick

“Leaving Neverland” Reveals The Monster We Didn’t Want To See In Michael Jackson

In telling the gut-wrenching stories of two boys who survived Jackson’s alleged abuse, the HBO documentary digs deep into the most painful contradictions of a cultural icon.

Niela Orr

17 New Things We Learned From Jordyn Woods’ “Red Table Talk” Interview

“I’m no home-wrecker. I would never try to hurt someone’s home, especially someone that I love.”

Whitney Jefferson

24 Books That Will Help You Face A New Beginning

It’s never too late to start again.

Arianna Rebolini

Escoge una bebida alcohólica de cada color y adivinaremos tu edad y altura

Por cada color del arcoíris.

Sarah Aspler

Tabitha King And Stephen King Just Tweeted The Perfect Response To A Headline That Reduced Her To “His Wife”

“You could have made other choices. You could have referred to me as OfStephen. Or His Old Lady. Or His-Ball-And-Chain.”

Patrice Peck

Escoge unos personajes de “Bob Esponja” y te diremos qué lugar de Fondo de Bikini debes visitar

¿Están listos, chicos?

nadjima

Wait, This Video Of JoJo Siwa Giving People Ponytails Is Actually Hilarious

Hold the drama and hand over the hair spray.

Shyla Watson

21 Detalles de ‘Monsters, Inc.’ que quizá no viste

¡Toy Story aparece varias veces!

Nora Dominick

Pick Some Countries To Find Out If You’re A Narwhal Or Unicorn

Be magical.

uwu

Sophie Turner, Priyanka Chopra, And Danielle Jonas Stole The Show In “Sucker” And I WANT MORE

Joe, Nick, and Kevin are three lucky lads.

Ehis Osifo

31 Stores That Are Having Great Sales This Weekend

Deals at Torrid, Barnes & Noble, Zappos, and more!

Katie Glider

Can We Guess Your College Major Based On The Things You Buy At Monki?

If only online shopping was this easy…

rosaperales

Ever Wonder Which Alan Menken Song Matches Your Personality? Take This Quiz

Can you go the distance?

theaud

Jordyn Woods Denied Being Intimate With Tristan Thompson, Then Khloé Kardashian Dragged Her Hard On Twitter

“There was no lap dance involved.”

Michael Blackmon

What Are Your Opinions On Jordyn Woods’ Version Of The Tristan Thompson Story?

What do you believe!? And why aren’t more people talking about Tristan’s role in this mess?

Whitney Jefferson

13 Pictures That Will Make You Lose All Hope For The Future

We are obsolete.

Dave Stopera

Come como loco en la calle y te diremos en qué continente deberías vivir

¡Lleva de viaje a tus papilas gustativas!

Sarah Aspler

17 Of The Best Dog Posts The Internet Gave Us This Week

This week, in Doggo Culture™…

Syd Robinson

48 Celebridades que no creerías que fueron compañeras de prepa

Las prepas que producen más celebridades en el mundo…

Sheridan Watson

If You Were An Old Jonas Brothers Song, Which One Would You Be?

I’m burnin’ up for you baby.

marissa_mullett

Este quiz calculará el porcentaje exacto de tus rasgos dominantes

Descubre cómo eres realmente.

Farrah Penn

Buy A New Outfit At Urban Outfitters And We’ll Guess Which Generation You’re In

Let’s go shopping!

hi_sarah

19 Reactions To The Jordyn Woods Red Table Talk Interview That’ll Make You LOL

“Stormi’s silence is deafening in all of this.”

Ryan Schocket

All The Best Deals At Walmart Right Now

Deals on air fryers, LED TV’s, Olaplex hair-repair treatments, and more!

Emma McAnaw

19 Mentiras de amor y relaciones en el cine y la TV que ODIAMOS

El amor verdadero es complicado.

Ellie Woodward

Even Going Home Is Political On Solange’s New Album

When I Get Home is a vessel for both the personal and the political, making space to think about what our ongoing moment means.

Bim Adewunmi

¿Eres un experto en pasta? Descúbrelo con este quiz

¡Una prueba perfectamente al dente!

Susana Cristalli

24 Cosas que todo el mundo hizo hace 10 años y que hoy te darían mucha vergüenza

Tus estados de Facebook, por ejemplo.

Dave Stopera

Escoge tus comidas favoritas y te diremos qué tan solo estás

No te preocupes, es normal sentirse solo.

Natalya Lobanova

It’s Time To Find Out If Your Opinions Of Which Female Actresses And Singers Dominated The Last Decade Are The Same As Everyone Else’s

Who were the leading ladies of each year?

OrangeSlice

Solo un pequeño porcentaje de personas puede ver estos números. ¿Serás uno de ellos?

Tip: busca en todos lados.

Crystal Ro

16 Celebridades que olvidaste que estuvieron en realities

¿Emma Stone? ¿LADY GAGA?

Stephen LaConte

31 Recipes You Should Be Cooking In March

Bye bye winter, and hello spring!

Jesse Szewczyk

¿Eres un millennial flexible o duro?

Encuentra tu textura millennial.

Joanna Borns

Responde este quiz y descubre qué tipo de pan va con tu personalidad

Calientito, como pan integral.

Kyle Rothwell

26 Pieces Of Furniture You Can Get On Sale At The Home Depot Right Now

Pick up some fab furnishings from your go-to nuts and bolts store!

Elizabeth Lilly

Ya estuvo, define si eres millennial o generación Z con este quiz

Si no sabes qué es un Blockbuster, ya conoces la respuesta.

Andrew Ziegler

17 Tips inteligentes que mejorarán al 100% tu próximo viaje

No te preocupes, nos los agradeces después de tu siguiente vacación.

Stephen LaConte

Você está 1000% pronto pro Carnaval se marcar mais de 15 neste teste

MINHA PEQUENA EVA! EVA!

Davi Rocha

18 Celebrity Instagrams You Probably Missed This Week

Here’s what you might’ve missed.

Morgan Murrell

11 Asesinatos realmente horribles que inspiraron películas de terror

Las oscurísimas historias detrás de estas películas de Hollywood.

Becky Barnicoat

15 Pics Of Unusual Animals That Will Make You Say “Wait What IS That?”

Capybaras, dugongs, and penis snakes, oh my!

Tina Blech

17 Pequeños errores en “La bella y la bestia” que seguramente nunca viste

Las has visto mínimo 1000 veces y aún así se te pasaron.

Audrey Engvalson

The Jonas Brothers Just Released Their First Single In 6 Years And Everyone’s Freaking Out, Including These Celebs

“I CAN’T FEEL MY LEGS” — Camila Cabello

Ellie Bate

Otto Warmbier’s Parents Hit Back After Trump Refused To Blame Kim Jong Un For Their Son’s Death

“Kim and his evil regime are responsible for the death of our son Otto,” Warmbier’s family said in a powerful statement.

Tasneem Nashrulla

Podemos adivinar el día de la semana en el que naciste con un simple quiz de pasteles

¿Le atinamos? ¡Dí que sí!

Davi Rocha

We’ll Tell You If You’re An Introvert Or An Extrovert Based On Your Personality

I bet you’ve never heard of an ambivert.

weboredaf

Luke Perry’s “Riverdale” And “90210” Co-Stars Send Messages Of Support

“Love you bud.”

Whitney Jefferson

This ARMY Used 24 iMacs From Her School’s Computer Lab To Get Tickets For BTS’s World Tour

“Now this is a whole new level of extra.”

Ikran Dahir

The Trump Administration Plans To Expand Its Policy To Keep Asylum-Seekers In Mexico

People seeking asylum, which is legal to request when crossing the border, generally claim to be fleeing persecution in their home countries.

Hamed Aleaziz

Netflix Debuted The Teaser Trailer For Ava DuVernay’s Limited Series About The Central Park Five

“It is important to everyone involved in the project to give these men an opportunity to tell their story and the series should have a title that represents their story.”

Michael Blackmon

21 Memes, die den Charakter von Waagen perfekt zusammenfassen

Damit du die Waage in deinem Leben endlich verstehst…

Juliane Reuther

21 Pop Culture Moments That You Might Have Forgotten Happened In March 2009

It was 10 years ago that we were all grinding to Flo Rida’s bop, “Right Round”!

Brian Galindo

Cozido à mexicana de uma panela só

Menos panelas, muito sabor!

Tasty Demais

28 Surprisingly Attractive Kitchen Products You Can Get From Walmart

Treat your kitchen to a little makeover.

Elisabeth Narine

O YouTube desativou os comentários em vídeos com crianças — após pressão dos anunciantes

Alguns canais ainda poderão aceitar comentários, se seus donos se responsabilizarem por moderar a seção. Pedófilos estavam usando o espaço.

Ryan Mac

Theresa May Told Donald Tusk That Brexit Might Have To Be Delayed Even If MPs Back Her Deal

The prime minister informed the European Council president last Sunday, according to an EU27 diplomatic note seen by BuzzFeed News.

Alberto Nardelli

Oprah Wants To Know Who Allegedly Helped Michael Jackson Sexually Abuse Children

“I mean, somebody has to be arranging that,” Oprah said.

Michael Blackmon

沖縄県民投票を進めた若者、首相官邸前で抗議に参加 「辺野古だけが答えか」

「沖縄の意思は、まだ形になっていません」。「『辺野古』県民投票の会」代表の元山仁士郎さんは参加者たちに思いの丈を語った。

Kensuke Seya

Labour’s Deputy Leader Had Dinner With A Key Strategist Behind A New Centrist Party

Exclusive: The meeting will raise questions about Tom Watson’s recent activity, amid suspicions among Jeremy Corbyn’s allies that he is manoeuvring against the Labour leadership.

Alex Wickham

Estes tuítes sinceros mostram que a chuva JAMAIS vai atrapalhar o Carnaval

Pode vir chuvisco, chuva, tempestade, dilúvio, não importa estou 1000% pronto.

Davi Rocha

Tem que ser muito fã de musical pra acertar de quais filmes são estas cenas

Sem ver as caras do atores? Mas só sendo muito muito MUITO fã!

Thiago Borbolla

Literally Just 34 Of The Best Graphic Tees I’ve Ever Seen

Warning: graphic content ahead.

Katy Herman

There’s No Way You Know The Actual Names Of These Random Things, But Try To Guess Anyway

Who knew?

natxasha

There Are Now Reports That Travis Scott Cheated On Kylie Jenner And Honestly, I’m Exhausted

Reports claimed a huge fight between the pair erupted after Kylie found “evidence” that he’d cheated.

Ellie Woodward

There Are 69 Cities In The UK, And I’ll Be Impressed If You Can Name 20

Time to put your knowledge to the test.

Jamie Jones

Morning Update: Mo Momo Mo Problems

How the Momo Challenge shows we don’t know what’s real anymore, flooding in California, and a Baby-Sitters Club reboot. Your BuzzFeed News newsletter, March 1, 2019.

Brandon Hardin

Jay Inslee Is Running For President As The Climate Candidate

“We’re the first generation to feel the sting of climate change. And we’re the last who can do something about it,” Inslee said in a video announcing his candidacy.

Zahra Hirji

15 grandiose Dinge, die du am Frauentag am 8. März in Berlin machen kannst

Energie tanken, um das Patriarchat zu stürzen, dies das….

Juliane Reuther

Kate Middleton Was Asked If She’s Having A Fourth Baby And Her Response Was Perfect

Apparently Kate’s feeling “broody”.

Ellie Bate

Buy A New Wardrobe At Kookai And We’ll Reveal Which “Phineas And Ferb” Character You’re Most Like

“Ferb, I know what we’re going to do today!”

kitty_25

36 Incredibly Easy Ways To Get The Healthiest Hair Of Your Life

BRING. ON. THE. SHINE.

Emma McAnaw

安倍首相の「辺野古移設」つづける考えに、玉城デニー知事と大学院生が会見で抗議

玉城知事は、安倍晋三首相と在日米国大使館でジョセフ・ヤング首席公使と面談。県民投票の結果を通知した。

Kensuke Seya

結婚って実際どうなの?あなたは7つのエピソードに驚くかも

BuzzFeed Japanが行ったアンケート結果からご紹介します。

Kensuke Seya

Every Single Song From The “Camp Rock” Movies Ranked From Worst To Best

In honor of the reunion of the Jonas Brothers, the definitive ranking of the music from their magnum opus.

goodair08

Choose Your Favorite Music Artists And We’ll Guess Your Favorite Taylor Swift Album

“Our song is the slammin’ screen door…”

Sera_n_Dipity

Spend An Entire Paycheck At Urban Outfitters And We’ll Give You A Cool New Fact

Shop a little in order to learn a little!

tchenrik

グダグダになった米朝首脳会談。合意できなかった理由、米朝で説明にズレ

北朝鮮の崔善姫外務次官は「我らの国務委員長同志が、今後の合意交渉に対して意欲を失ったではないかと感じた」と懸念。

Kei Yoshikawa

トヨタ、女性に「やっぱり、運転苦手ですか?」→批判殺到でTwitter削除・謝罪

「女性の運転技量が男性よりも劣るかのような不適切な表現がございました」

Ryosuke Kamba

Buy An Entire New Wardrobe At Universal Store And We’ll Reveal Which One Direction Song Was Written For You

It’s time out find the answer to the most important question of all time.

helpmejeffery

We Can Guess Which Season Premiere You’re Most Excited For Based On These 6 Questions

Maybe this quiz will hold us over!

jenstagram

The World’s Most Senior Catholic Official Found Guilty Of Child Sex Abuse Will Appeal

“It was not open to the jury to be satisfied beyond reasonable doubt on the word of the complainant alone,” George Pell’s appeal document says.

Lane Sainty

This Remote Community Sued The Government Over Their Housing. Now Hundreds Of Leases Might Be Invalid

A tribunal decision that lease agreements for remote housing were invalid means the government has been overcharging rent, say lawyers.

Hannah Ryan

This Personality Quiz Will Give You Self Care Advice

Treat yo’self!

erinberin1394

Which Guy From “The 100” Is Your Boyfriend?

Please be Bellamy… please be Bellamy…

itscait

Everyone’s Personality Matches A Dragon From “How To Train Your Dragon” — Here’s Yours

Always be yourself… unless you can be a dragon!

Dragonriders

We Know Which Moment From “The Bachelor” Season 23 Best Represents Your Week Based On How It Went

Was it bad enough to jump a fence?

buzzz333

Photos Show California Residents Paddling Around As Catastrophic Floods Turn Towns Into Islands

An intense atmospheric river event sparked catastrophic floods, stranding Northern California communities and damaging thousands of homes.

Brianna Sacks

“Bizarre Vendetta”: Nauru Bans Telehealth After Doctors Without Borders Starts Seeing Patients

“It’s unethical for us to continue under the circumstances that we might call for an ambulance and no-one will take our call.”

Lane Sainty

21 Things That May Help You With Back Pain

Turns out hunching over a computer all day *isn’t* good for your back??? Who knew.

Rebekah Shoemake

At Least Nine Infants Are Being Detained By US Immigration Authorities, A Complaint Says

Immigration advocacy groups say they’ve seen more infants in US detention in recent weeks than in the past three years combined.

Adolfo Flores

Let’s See How Your Beauty Opinions Stack Up Against Everyone Else’s

If you were stranded on a desert island and could only choose between tanner and your lipstick…

Jame Jackson

Which Beyoncé Album And Rihanna Album Are You A Combination Of?

Are you a bad bitch and a queen?

ryanstartedthefire

Pick Some TV Shows And We’ll Give You A Jonas Brothers Song To Listen To

Whether it be 2009 or 2019, these boys always had bops.

srivaden

Let’s Find Out Which JoJo Siwa Bow Matches Your Personality Best

“Wrap it up, tie it up with a bow oh oh ay oh.”

melaniercohen

Eat Soul Food And We’ll Tell You What Country You Need To Visit ASAP

Honestly, I’m ready to eat everything on this menu.

Jame Jackson

20 Awesome Celebrity #TBT Photos You Might Have Missed This Week

A Hilary Duff baby photo kicks off this week’s #ThrowbackThursday!

Brian Galindo

If You Can Answer All Of These Questions, You’re A True Panic! At The Disco Fan

Don’t threaten me with a good time.

LaneePrince`

14 Viral Memes From This Month That’ll Make You Laugh Like An Idiot

“Due to personal reasons I will be selling skin care products to people from high school on Facebook.”

Jon-Michael Poff

35 Fun And Interesting Products You May Have Never Seen Before

Just when you think you’ve seen it all, you get hit with a lefties candle, a flamingo wine holder, and mushroom coffee.

Rebecca O’Connell

“Game Of Thrones” Released Character Posters For Season 8 And There’s A Heck Of A Lot To Unpack Here

Oh, just, 20 posters for you to stare at.

Crystal Ro

Joe Biden’s Waiting Out His 2020 Decision In Comfort

“Some people say he may be afraid of losing.”

Henry J. Gomez

This Cartoonist Illustrates What Dating As A Millennial Is Like, And Honestly, She’s Not Wrong

“At the stroke of midnight when I’m drunk and alone, I think of you.”

Syd Robinson

Pick Some One Direction Songs And We’ll Tell You Your Racehorse Name

THEY’RE ON A BREAK.

hikale