A Tribute To The Bisexual Masterpiece That Is “Thor: Ragnarok”

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"Бездеятельность иногда приводит к катастрофической безрезультатности!" Станислав Ежи Лец

In honor of Pride Month, we should all take the time to recognize a film that was OBVIOUSLY made for bisexuals: Thor: Ragnarok.

First and foremost, Thor: Ragnarok is full of hot people.


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Honestly, I wouldn’t even say no to Anthony Hopkins.

Tessa Thompson as Valkyrie:


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Tessa dates men and women. Valkyrie dates men and women. CASE CLOSED.

I MEAN:

She’s bi. And yes, she cares very little about what men think of her. What a joy to play! https://t.co/d0LZKTHCfL

Chris Hemsworth as Thor (with long hair):


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Classic. (Also, MY GOD, those arms.)

Chris Hemsworth as Thor (with short hair):

Tom Hiddleston as Loki:


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He can play “Get Help” with me anytime.

Cate Blanchett as Hela


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Cate has been sexually awakening women for YEARS.

Mark Ruffalo as Bruce Banner

Idris Elba as Heimdall


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Protecting Asgard and looking mighty fine doing it.

Jeff Goldblum as The Grandmaster


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There’s no confirmation that Jeff is bisexual IRL, but he is still somehow a bisexual icon. I don’t make the rules.

Karl Urban as Skurge


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I’ll be honest, Skurge is the only character who doesn’t do it for me PERSONALLY, but Urban is a babe IRL and deserves a shoutout.

Let’s not forget this moment:

Or this:


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I’d betray Asgard for her.

In conclusion, Hulk’s ass:

Thank you and Happy Pride, Marvel fans!

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