Might as well legally change your name.
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A relatable pin for anyone who feels like a cat with an office job.
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A pack of squishy friends you can squeeze the living daylights out of whenever you’re stressed. So, always?
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A cross-body purse with a heart-shaped window so you can show off all your favorite pins and gear without worrying about it falling off during your daily routine.
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A cheesy pun brooch for people who wouldn’t rind a gouda joke on their lapel.
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A squishy macaron cushion that somehow only costs a little more than a single macaron cookie. Why do those things cost their weight in gold???
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A pack of pig pens so oinking adorable, you’ll want to handwrite everything from now on. First things I’d write? Radiant, Terrific, and Some Pig.
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A Kirby cat cap that’ll make your furry friend look like they’re mid-Smash Bros battle.
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A pack of leafy green food picks so every bit of food can be plant-based (or at least look like a plant). Nutritional loophole acquired.
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An iridescent sticker featuring Tom Nook and his tiny sons out catching some stars. I’d wager they’re trying to craft a Taurus Bathtub. Same!
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A pair of custom socks with the face of the one you love most in the world. Sorry mom, but Fido just has the cutest mug in the world.
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A cheese knife because everything in the kitchen should be cute — gnome saying?
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A ceramic tray so very happy to hold your stuff.
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A rainbow kiddie pool to set up in your backyard so you can enjoy a quick dip whenever you want. Or keep it inside and fill with ball pit balls. Either way, you’ll have some cute fun!
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And a round corgi light that’s a very good light, yes he is. Who is a good light? You are!
Me to this stuff:
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"Пришел я к горестному мнению от наблюдений долгих лет: вся сволочь склонна к единению, а все порядочные — нет. Игорь Губерман"