27 Things You Need If Cute Is Basically Your Middle Name

"Человек одинаково неспособен видеть и небытие, из которого он появляется, и бесконечность, которая его поглощает." Блез Паскаль

Might as well legally change your name.

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1.

A relatable pin for anyone who feels like a cat with an office job.


alumandink

Get it from alumandink on Etsy for $10 (available with a rubber or metal backing).

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A pack of squishy friends you can squeeze the living daylights out of whenever you’re stressed. So, always?


Amazon

Get a pack of 40 from Amazon for $12.98.

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A cross-body purse with a heart-shaped window so you can show off all your favorite pins and gear without worrying about it falling off during your daily routine.


Amazon

Get it from Amazon for $12.99 (available in five colors).

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A cheesy pun brooch for people who wouldn’t rind a gouda joke on their lapel.


RockCakes

You can mix and match cheeses and phrases.

Get it from RockCakes on Etsy for $10.47+ (available in three cheese types and three sayings).

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A squishy macaron cushion that somehow only costs a little more than a single macaron cookie. Why do those things cost their weight in gold???


Amazon

*slaps down a $50 on the counter* gimme two of your finest fancy sandwich cookies, my good man.

Get it from Amazon for $17.99 (available in 19 colors).

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A pack of pig pens so oinking adorable, you’ll want to handwrite everything from now on. First things I’d write? Radiant, Terrific, and Some Pig.


Amazon

Get a pack of eight from Amazon for $7.59.

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A Kirby cat cap that’ll make your furry friend look like they’re mid-Smash Bros battle.


Urban Outfitters

Get it from Urban Outfitters for $9.

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A pack of leafy green food picks so every bit of food can be plant-based (or at least look like a plant). Nutritional loophole acquired.


Amazon

Get a pack of eight from Amazon for $4.29.

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An iridescent sticker featuring Tom Nook and his tiny sons out catching some stars. I’d wager they’re trying to craft a Taurus Bathtub. Same!


PigAndWolffy

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A pair of custom socks with the face of the one you love most in the world. Sorry mom, but Fido just has the cutest mug in the world.


Amazon

Get them from Amazon for $24 (available in sizes S, L and 10 colors).

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A cheese knife because everything in the kitchen should be cute — gnome saying?


Animi Causa

Get it from Animi Causa for $18.99.

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A ceramic tray so very happy to hold your stuff.


ModCloth

Get it from ModCloth for $20.

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A rainbow kiddie pool to set up in your backyard so you can enjoy a quick dip whenever you want. Or keep it inside and fill with ball pit balls. Either way, you’ll have some cute fun!


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Promising review: “Love this kiddie pool! Bought it to beat the heat in NYC, and it comfortably fits two adults! Went a little overboard with the additional floaties but this pool is a fun time! Durable and easy to inflate.” —Devyn

Get it from Amazon for $24.99.

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And a round corgi light that’s a very good light, yes he is. Who is a good light? You are!


Urban Outfitters

Get it from Urban Outfitters for $16.

Me to this stuff:


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