♪ Cause I’m a creeeeep / In a gooood waayyy ♪
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A Venus fly trap plant in a self-sustaining lightbulb that just needs some light and a lil’ blood. JK, but if you don’t name it Audrey II, I’m judging you.
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Mini bat wings so you can turn your fuzzy little kitten into a ferocious monster.
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A Pennywise mug that knows and exploits your darkest fears (running out of coffee).
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A mouth-held cat brush so you can really feel like your cat’s mommy when you groom them.
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A truly gross egg separator for the strong-stomached bunch who won’t lose their appetite after using it.
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A pimple popper simulation toy for some good, old-fashioned, creepy-as-heck relaxation.
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A baby foot peeling kit to give you silky soft feet without even having to steal them from an actual baby.
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A snuggly…thing that allows you to truly relax. Can’t do chores without arms!
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A geometric cat candle that melts to reveal a metal skeleton inside.
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A dragon staple remover so you can whisper “dracarys” every time you need to separate some paper.
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A baseball cap featuring the hitchhiking ghosts from what we can agree is the best area of Disneyland.
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A pasta monster strainer to make dinnertime so good, it’ll be scary.
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Cockroach design sandwich bags to make sure Ted from accounting stays away from your lunch this time. More protein for you. 😉
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A non-medical face mask sporting some cool ouija patterns that look spellbinding.
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And an enamel pin featuring the home of Baba Yaga, aka my dream house.
Me checking out all these cool, creepy things:
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"«Сначала жизнь мне дали не спросясь. Потом невязка в чувствах началась. Теперь же гонят вон, уйду, согласен. Но замысел не ясен: где же связь?». Омар Хайям"