24 Hilarious Tweets About Single Life That Will Make You Feel Personally Attacked

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This funny response:

me when im 30 with no kids

Doctor: ur biological clock is ticking

me: tik tok on the clock but th party dont stop no

3.

This strategy:

My version of flirting is looking at someone I find attractive multiple times and hoping they’re braver than I am

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Or this strategy — a remake of a classic cheesy pickup line:

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And this thought that’s actually quite relatable:

laying in bed thinkin bout how many guys have probably chosen to kill me when playing fuck marry kill

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This all too common conversation:

Family: Why would you get tattoos? They’re expensive and painful to get and they are PERMANENT!

Also family: Have a baby 🙂

9.

This mood:

I hate when you delete someone’s number and ur iPhone comes back with “Maybe:” maybe nothing bitch

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This logical conclusion:

Single at 23: “I have to go out and meet someone!”

Single at 29: “If it’s meant to be the right person will find me in my home.”

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This important announcement:

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And this one:

When the fine chick in the group feeling my homeboy more than me, so I gotta show her his hairline

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An offensive costume idea, TBH:

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This delusional response:

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And a perplexed response:

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This expectation:

I never want to get pregnant because having a living spawn correlates to Facebook being my social media of choice

19.

This moment of silence:

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And this one that’s actually pretty fair:

Wrong time my friend.

21.

And this declaration:

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This v relatable reaction:

23.

THIS reaction:

*two weeks after being ghosted by a boy*

boy: how have you been?
me: good wbu
boy: *ghosts me again*
me:

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And finally, this burning question: