23 Tweets That Will Never Not Make Me Laugh, Sorry

"Всегда опирайтесь на мысль о том, что ваше собственное решение добиться успеха намного важнее всего другого." Авраам Линкольн

Laughing myself silly. Alone. In my room. Again.

You know, there are some tweets in this world that are just so damn funny they continue to make us laugh years later. Here are some that I, personally, will never not laugh at. Enjoy!

3.

BELLE: There goes the baker with his tray like always
BAKER: well there goes Belle, singing her DAILY MEAN SONG about us

5.

WHY WON’T THOSE FOOTBALL PLAYERS LISTEN TO THE EXCELLENT ADVICE MY HUSBAND IS SCREAMING AT THEM?

7.

*on Ellen*
ELLEN: so i hear u tweet about wanting to die
ME: haha yeah, i do
*Death comes out, creeps up behind me*
ME: omg ellen you didnt

18.

ME: I look cute
MIRRORS: you look cute
STORE WINDOWS: you look cute
OTHER PEOPLE: you look cute
IPHONE FORWARD-FACING CAMERA: what’s up you Shrek-lookin bag of bitch

21.

“The bond’s Name. James Name”
Pleased to… what?
“Bond Name’s the james”
Are you alright?
“Bames Nond’s having a stronk, call a Bondulance”

22.

So today I was lookin at a girl bcuz she had a piece of lettuce in her hair & she looks at me and said “I have a boyfriend” ok lettuce head

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