A life-sized Abominable Snowman statue, live cockroaches, Nicolas Cage pillowcases, and 18 other things that actually exist.
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This welcome alternative to lying your head down on a *real* skin-on salmon fillet.
A Gummy Bear anatomy puzzle, or: a Gummy Bear-shaped torture chamber filled with the small animal that died trying to escape it.
What you’ve heard is a lie, it’s actually sautéing your placenta that’s the most rewarding part of parenthood.
A plush tonsil for anyone who’s parted with an actual one.
This is a dick trophy.
A set of small hands that you place on each finger to make it look like your fingers have fingers.
A hat for looking like a botched mansquid unwelcome at the X-Mansion cool table.
A business-casual, disembodied husband pillow with lifeless hand detail.
A bag of edible farts that’s a real gas.
A sexy (?) googly-eyed thong for turning your junk into a trunk.
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