19 Things That Almost All Californians Are Guilty Of Doing

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“Californians be like, ‘What wine would pair well with my double double from In-N-Out?’”

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When it comes to finding a place to live:

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When it comes to talking:

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When it comes to giving directions:

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When it comes to seasons:

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When it comes to paying rent:

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When it comes to fashion:

Californians be like “it’s been so cold this December that I had to start wearing long sleeve crop tops”

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When it comes to gourmet meals:

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When it turns to sweater weather season:

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When it comes to the struggle:

People in California be like ugh this quarantine is so hard, all I did today was hike up a mountain to a beautiful view of the ocean and go back home to sunbathe in my pool 😣😣😖😔😞

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When it comes to drink preferences:

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When it comes to wildfire season:

The Entire Country: CALIFORNIA IS ON FIRE AGAIN! THIS IS A DISASTER! ITS THE END OF THE WORLD!

Californians: it just be like that sometimes

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When someone brings up the drought:

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When it comes to communication:

@joleary97 @DrakeGatsby @JJCarrido Californians be like oh man….that’s…no dude…deadass I’m like…kind of mad about it

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When it comes to snagging a deal:

californians be like “i just found this 2 bedroom house 700 square foot with an orange tree in the yard for $3.5 million! what a deal!” 🥴

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When it comes to acclimating to the weather:

People in California be like: “It’s 73° it’s so cold better put a jacket on”

People in Nebraska be like: l” It’s 50° beautiful day outside!”

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When it comes to filling up:

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When it comes to feeling the ground shift:

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When it comes to layering up:

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And finally, when it comes to understanding our lingo:

No one:

Californians:
“Dude”
“The 215”
“No yeah”
“Yeah no”
“Dude it’s not far, it’s only like 45 minutes away”
“Bruh”
“Dude”
“The 91”
“Is that a fucking straw?”
“Coachella?”
“Wow this gas is only 3.86”
“Dude”
“Bruh 75 is freezing”

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