16 Tweets For Everyone Who Is Really, Really Tired Of Video Calls And Meetings

"Что разум человека может постигнуть и во что он может поверить, того он способен достичь." Наполеон Хилл

Let us work in our pajamas in peace.

If you’re starting to feel a little drained by virtual meetings and video calls, you’re definitely not alone. Here are a bunch of tweets for anyone who’s feeling a little zoned out these days:


Fox

2.

Husband: you want a drink?

Me: Ya, just a minute. This stupid show is almost over.

My boss: It’s 9 am..and you’re not muted on this Zoom call.

3.

report card said i was “uncooperative with distance learning” because i didn’t attend a couple zoom meetings. i’m done dude

4.

It’s very simple, folks, you have synchronous meetings with your students via Zoom where they ask about the discussion forums on Moodle, which are used as fodder for quizzes on KaSneezul and virtual “digi-labs” on Boopus. From there you simply log it into your Dongus Log, and

5.

Another week of Microsoft Teams, Zoom meetings, impromptu phone calls & passive-aggressive emails — Here we go.

6.

Gonna update my CV to say “survived 1000 Zoom calls that should’ve been an email” as part of my achievements in 2020.

8.

As more tech offices adopt remote working for COVID19, I have begun enforcing the following policies:

🍃 all meetings will be moved to my ACNH island
🌸 all written correspondence must be via post card
🐚 all voice chat must be over NookPhone

Stay safe!

9.

Just got an email from a prof: “As a reminder, you are required to wear clothes during Zoom meetings.”

Rules are made when they become necessary, not before.

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If you thought your zoom meetings were bad, I’m WFH at my parents house and my dad just asked me “did you leave the lights on & that spoon in the sink?!” in front of all my colleagues.

13.

Is there a term for the awkward 7 seconds at the end of a Zoom after people have said their goodbyes but are still trying to leave the meeting? If not, there should be.

14.

I love Zoom meetings! Because they are online, we don’t have to allow time to get from one meeting to the next! We can just have meeting after meeting after meeting!

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No👏one👏is👏gonna👏wanna👏watch👏a👏show 👏about👏dating👏on👏zoom👏when👏this👏is👏over👏don’t 👏write👏it👏stay👏strong.✊✊✊

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"Чем ниже человек душой, Тем выше задирает нос. Он носом тянется туда, Куда душою не дорос. Омар Хайям"