This is your brain on parenting, y’all.
This dad, who forgot he was drying the baby bottles in the oven, then preheated it to 450 degrees:
This mom, who was so tired she accidentally put her smoothie in her baby’s bottle:
This dad, who remembered to make coffee, but was so tired he forgot the cup:
This mom, who was so exhausted she spent five whole minutes trying to figure out where she left her pen:
This dad, who found out his credit card had been compromised, but was so tired he cut up the wrong card:
And this mom, who forgot about the pancake breakfast she warmed up…until two days later:
This dad, who accidentally put the baby bottle nipple on the milk:
This dad, who forgot he was baking cookies, and, well:
This mom, who put the cornish hen away in the cabinet:
This dad, who could’ve sworn he put on a matching pair of shoes:
And this dad, who was so tired while cleaning up that he hung the pretend keys with the real ones:
This mom, who was so exhausted she didn’t realize she was trying to put on her baby’s sock:
This dad, who somehow accidentally put coffee grounds in his kids’ waffle batter:
This mom, who accidentally washed the whole dang bottle of fabric softener:
This dad, who put his drill away, or so his exhausted brain thought:
And this dad, who left his keys in his car door for five whole hours, because if you’ve never done something like that, are you even a parent?
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