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This wife, who knows how to pay her husband the ultimate compliment:

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This wife, who snuck a little surprise onto her husband’s shorts:

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This wife, who knew how to make sure her husband didn’t get lonely when she went out of town:

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This wife, who legit made some Playdoh poop and put it next to the toilet to freak out her husband:

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This wife, who left this note in her husband’s work notebook for him to see when he opened it during a meeting:

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This wife, who put this very conspicuous sign above the toilet:

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This wife, who got, er, creative with the condiments on her husband’s wrap:

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And this wife, who played the sarcasm card on social media:

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This wife, who almost did something really nice:

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This wife, who wrote these hilarious Post-its after her husband’s vasectomy:

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This wife, who put her spelling skills to work with her husband’s SpaghettiOs:

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This wife, who called out her husband’s dating history:

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This wife, who had this pillowcase custom-made for her husband:

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This wife, who knows how to get on her husband’s calendar:

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And this wife, who wished her husband a happy anniversary in the creepiest way possible: